Monday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift Mulder Phoenix Aragorn R. Everett
Second Shift Legolas Horatio H.J. O.D. Fehr
Third Shift Knightley Brandon J. Pond Looney
Tuesday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift Phoenix Aragon R. Everett Mulder
Second Shift Horatio H.J. O.D. Fehr Legolas
Third Shift D. Wenham J. Pond Looney Knightley
Wednesday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift Aragorn R. Everett Mulder Phoenix
Second Shift H.J. D. Wenham Legolas Horatio
Third Shift J. Pond Looney Knightley Brandon
Thursday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift R. Everett Mulder D. Wenham Aragorn
Second Shift O.D. Fehr Legolas Horatio H.J.
Third Shift Looney Knightley Brandon J. Pond
Friday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift Mulder Phoenix Aragorn R. Everett
Second Shift Legolas Horatio H.J. O.D. Fehr
Third Shift Knightley Brandon J. Pond Looney
Saturday Bartender Footman Server Slug Patrol
First Shift Phoenix Aragorn R. Everett Mulder
Second Shift Horatio H.J. O.D. Fehr Legolas
Third Shift D. Wenham J. Pond Looney Knightley
On Call Shifts Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
D. Wenham Brandon O.D. Fehr Phoenix D. Wenham Brandon
Shifts are as follows:  First Shift (12 a.m. - 8 a.m. est); Second Shift (8 a.m. - 4 p.m. est); Third Shift (4 p.m. - 12 a.m. est).  Please address any concerns or questions to Mr. Collins at: humble-servant@firthness.com

All scheduling adheres to POND standards and are regulated by that entity; all pond boys, as full-time employees, are covered by adequate health and dental insurance, which does cover all manner of slug-attacks and infestations.

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