Firthness Challegnes...

Of Bananas and Barracudas

by Bunnytales

September 2003, Banana Birthday Challenge Story

Rated PG-13

Author's Note: I have decided to try the Birthday Challenge Fanfic. Please note that this Fanfic will take place in the present. It’s short but I hope you like it.

It was a warm day in Huntington Beach, Elizabeth and her husband were celebrating her 22nd birthday. Their Barracuda was parked out front next to the BMW. The only indication that they were home. They lay their in bed both having the day off from work. Starbucks cups were scattered on the floor between articles of clothing and a condom wrapper.

“ Oh William please may I have some more”.

“ Don’t you think you’ve had enough”?

“ William please you know how much I like it, besides it is my birthday”. She made a pouty lip.

“ Okay sweetheart, just for you but just one more time after all I can’t seem to keep up”? He turned over in the bed and it creaked slightly.

“Mmm, William that’s wonderful. It does taste better with whipped cream”.

“ I’d have to agree with you Elizabeth” He licked her finger. “It does taste better”.

“William can I have that one... the long one”? She pointed inside the drawer.

“ You mean mine wasn’t long enough”? He put on his insulted face.

“ It’s not that it’s just you don’t dip and push hard enough”.

“ I have a better idea why don’t I have my hand guide yours, I’ll even let you slip it out”.

“ Really... Do you mean it? Last time I did that you said I bruised it”.

“ You have my complete trust, but be gentle this time”.

“ William it’s so hard are you sure it’s ready”?

“ Yes sweetheart I’m sure after all I am an expert in these matters”.

She slowly with her husbands hand guiding hers, peeled the banana, making sure not to bruise it. On their nightstand was a tub of Chocolate sauce and a can of whipped cream. In their drawer was one last banana. It was a perfect birthday.

Epilogue

Elizabeth had just soaked in a long bubble bath, and was getting ready to get out as the guests were arriving.

“ Elizabeth we have one banana left should I give it to Reverend Collins”?

“ Yes William after all I heard his Banana fell out during church service, and you know how much he needs the potassium”.

“ Yes Elizabeth you are right I will do so immediately”.

“ Oh William, give him the name of your tailor, that way he can have deeper pockets sewn in his pants, so it won’t happen again”.

He smiled at his beautiful wife and retrieved a business card and the banana from the nightstand. He walked over to the bathtub and brushed some bubbles off her nose.

“ I love you Elizabeth”

“ And I love you William”.