Miles to Go

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep.

 

A work in progress.  Eventual rating of NC-17.  When a man from Elizabeth's past returns, will he be able to win her - despite Darcy?

 



Outrageous Continuation

Stalker fic. Rated R. What happens when an author allows her characters to remain in a coma for too long?  - A tongue-in-cheek continuation of Outrageous Fortune by Julia S.

 



A Dish Best Served Cold

Revenge Fic.  Rated NC-17. What happens when a certain haranguer messes with the duckie one too many times?  Read to find out - but do be certain to brace yourself.

 

 

Perchance to Dream

An unrealistic look at what might have happened if Elizabeth Bennet had spent the night at Pemberley during the summer of 1812.

Coming as soon as the duckie has time to make a purdy page!

 

Jane Austen fanfiction by a darcy obsessed duck...

A duck's feet can not feel cold; they have no nerves in their feet.

Feathers would have to be taken from 85 nests in order to make one twin-sized eider down comforter.

In 1998 an intrepid researcher disproved folklore and discovered that a duck's quack does indeed echo.

A collection of ducks is known as a paddling.

Ducks, according to Good Housekeeping magazine, are tough to housebreak.  My husband agrees.

One rare species of duck can type; drop melly duckie a line: duckie@firthness.com