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Miles to Go
The
woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But
I have promises to keep,
And
miles to go before I sleep,
And
miles to go before I sleep.
A
work in progress. Eventual rating of NC-17. When a man
from Elizabeth's past returns, will he be able to win her -
despite Darcy?
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Outrageous Continuation
Stalker
fic. Rated R. What happens when an author allows her
characters to remain in a coma for too long? - A tongue-in-cheek
continuation of Outrageous Fortune by Julia S. |
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Dish Best Served Cold
Revenge
Fic. Rated NC-17. What happens when a certain haranguer messes
with the duckie one too many times? Read to find out - but do be
certain to brace yourself. |
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Perchance
to Dream
An unrealistic look at what might have happened if Elizabeth
Bennet had spent the night at Pemberley during the summer of 1812.
Coming
as soon as the duckie has time to make a purdy page! |
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Jane Austen
fanfiction by a darcy obsessed duck...
 
A duck's feet can not feel cold; they
have no nerves in their feet. Feathers
would have to be taken from 85 nests in order to make one
twin-sized eider down comforter. In
1998 an intrepid
researcher disproved folklore and discovered that a duck's quack does
indeed echo. A
collection of ducks is known as a paddling. Ducks,
according to Good Housekeeping magazine, are tough to housebreak.
My husband agrees. One
rare species of duck can type; drop melly duckie a line: duckie@firthness.com 
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