Aha!  You are a curious creature...  We admire that - duckies, by nature, are very inquisitive little waterfowl.  

Consequently, we had an inkling that you'd have questions, and wouldn't you know it, we've got duckie answers!

You may rest assured that we've taken all of the following inquiries most seriously - and should you have more, we'd be honored to provide an answer. Just drop a line into the pond!

 

 

Who's Jane?

Look - it's a pop quiz!  Careful, it's a tricky one!

Can I link to Firthness?

A capital offense!  Twenty lashes with a wet martini and...

What is a duckie?

Don't you just love the color yellow?

Where can I find a duckie?

If you're looking to pluck some feathers, think again...

Who is that brooding man who skims the pond every Thursday?

You may look but not touch, and if you need to learn more...

What is a stalker?

Curious minds want to know...

Who is currently being hounded by a duckie?

An evil quack! would be most appropriate here...

Where is the firthness wallpaper I've heard about?

Fair warning, it may be hazardous to install...

How tall is your average Darcy lover?

Must know info...

What is the darcyfic mailing list?

Gotta love these serious questions - yahoo!

How is it different from firthnes?

Are you trying to cut down on our silliness?

What's a duckie's favorite fruit?

We do eat more than cheesy popcorn and olives...

Can I submit a story to firthness?

Well...

Who is Mrs. Bigglesworth?

All you could wish to know...

Where can I find archived stories?

Treasure hunt!

Where does the pond boy sleep?

When he sleeps...

Lizzy or Lizzie, which is it?

Help us help you...

What's the difference between a Persian and a cat?

Coming soon...

Okay, what's the deal with the martinis?

Coming soon...

Will you put up a link to my website?

Coming soon...

What is a cod piece?

A burning question!

 

 

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