My list of stalkees (read: victims) is growing...

It's safe to say that the duckie is currently quacking after all of the wonderful authors represented at Firthness... but every now and then you get a hard nut you have to go after with finely honed pair of crackers - or a really exception author who can't be resisted.  These lovely ladies should beware!  <Insert Evil Cackle here.>

Julia S. for the rest of her lovely, amazing melodrama, Outrageous Fortune

While you can rest assured that this duckie is doing her absolute worst  to ring the story out of this tease of an author, help is appreciated!  If you'd like to join the cause, pipe up!  Drop Julia a line at weatherweacs@hotmail.com - or! - post a note at the Firthness Forums or the Derbyshire Writer's Guild.  Hey, why not do both?  Tell her the duck sent you! ;)

Esther for more of The Life and Opinions of Gilroy Hurst, Gentleman 

Since I've pestered every being I quack with on a regular basis to read this story and shower dear Esther with praise, I thought it might be a good time to quack even louder!  This story is one of the funniest, most creative stories this duckie has ever read.  If you aren't reading, you're denying yourself - don't go for deprivation! Read - and then beg Esther for more. :)

The duckie doesn't really have it in for aussies.  Perhaps it's their indelible spirit that compels the waterfowl to stalk two such fine authors from the land of Oz.  Or, maybe, they just make good targets? ;)  Whatever the case, Kerry is certainly worth the time and trouble (yes, it is such a chore!) of stalking.  Jump into the fray!